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Ode to our IT Tech Support!!

I was having dinner with Rudy & Merv one night when Merv receivd another call for help to fix some IT problem. We realise since that Merv have done this so much, he shoud have his very own theme song and thus without much further ado, introducing our very own original (somewhat :P) song called “Lee Kee Choong”. PS comments and feedback are welcome 🙂

Note: Sung to the tune of Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.

“Lee Kee Choong!

If there’s something strange in the old notebook
Who you gonna call?
Lee Kee Choong!
If there’s something wrong and it just won’t boot
Who you gonna call?
Lee Kee Choong!

I ain’t afraid of no code
I ain’t afraid of no code

If you’re seeing things running through your screen
Who can you call?
Lee Kee Choong!
An invisible code running in your com
Oh, who you gonna call?
Lee Kee Choong!

I ain’t afraid of no code
I ain’t afraid of no code

Who you gonna call?
Lee Kee Choong!
If you really dont know, pick up the phone
And call
Lee Kee Choong!

I ain’t afraid of no code
I hear it likes Windows
I ain’t afraid of no code
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Lee Kee Choong!
If you’ve had a dose of a blue screen woes
You’d better call
Lee Kee Choong!

Let me tell you something
Fixin’ makes Merv feel good

I ain’t afraid of no code
I ain’t afraid of no code

Don’t get caught unknown, oh no
Lee Kee Choong!
When it comes through your port
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Lee Kee Choong!
Ow!

Who you gonna call
Lee Kee Choong!
{Repeat to fade} “

“Since when was football ever fair…”

Yep, that line uttered by the commentary would sum up the FA Cup final Arsenal vs Manchester United in a nutshell. MU went down to Arsenal 4-5 on penalty shootout, despite MU clearly being the better team tonight, Arsenal fans, I dare you to disagree.

Oh well…, thats life, u win some, u lose some, even when u don’t deserve it.

Of Kingdoms, Conversations & Decisions…

Hello everyone! My first post ever on a blog! Wheeeee!!!

Anyways it has been an a dull week. Kinda stoned for the most of it, but there were a few interesting highlights. Caught Kingdom of Heaven with some colleagues on Wednesday, like the show but even better was the following conversation in the cinema prior to the start of the show (Names have been changed to protect the identities):-

Author : Normally we would watch the shows on Wednesday. A friend, you know the one who runs the coffeeshop, he gets Monday off and usually gets the tickets in the morning. There you have met him before at the dinner, Jack.

Colleague : Jack, the cute cute one. Yeah I remember him.

Now this seems like a normal conversation, hell Mr.Jack should be beaming with that, HOWEVER… the colleague that made the comment is a GUY and as far as I know..is a straight normal guy. Yes G-man, he is not your kindred spirit. Comments anyone?

On another note, got to make some decisions at work come Monday morning due blunders done at work last week…nevertheless shouldn’t be too hard, just have to convert the “Jenius” to “Genius” 😛

May the force be with you.

Mind Your Language in KL

A new cast, a different language, but all the makings of disaster for a remake of the popular BBC series, “Mind Your Language”.

The cast:
Ms. Han Dan as the venerable Mandarin teacher (who insists Chinese is easier to communicate in than English…right)
The Fish … Lei Wan Yuen
The Datuk … Zhuo IT de ren
The Datuk’s sister … IT ren de mei mei
The Manko Gal … You chien ren
Mr. Pang … Refresher course (sort of)
The Mashi … Who mixes up girl and cow (darn pronunciations)
The Mashi’s sister … Girl, not cow
Mr. Z … Along for the ride, enrolled the day before class

All together now…. NI HAO!
(no, I did not forget to put the intonation strokes…too lazy)